A secret agent was sent to a small town in Ireland to pick up sensitive information from an Agent named Mike.
His instructions were to talk around the town using a code phrase until he met his fellow agent.
He found himself on a desolate country road and finally ran into a farmer.
“Hello” said the agent. “I’m looking for a man called Mike.”
“Well you’re in luck,” said the farmer. “The butcher is called Mike, the baker is named Mike, and in fact, my name is Mike.”
“A-ha,” thought the agent, “maybe this is my man.” So he whispered the secret code: “The sun is shining, the grass is growing, and the cows are ready for milking.”
“Oh,” said the farmer, “you’re looking for Mike the spy. He lives next door.”
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